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Massage Ladies With Your Wii In August
« on: July 26, 2010, 07:37:40 AM »

Come August 9, North American Wii owners can no longer complain that their console lacks a game that involves rubbing a topless woman's back, when Microforum Ltd.'s Enjoy Your Massage finally hits WiiWare.

We've written about the Enjoy Your Massage massage simulator before, but now we get a chance to see it in action.

You play the apprentice masseur of Giselle's beauty farm. Using your Wii remote and nunchuck to perform relaxing massage combinations, you help a group of female customers relax. Whether you lose your job or get promoted depends on how well you perform.

Yes it sounds like a "Dear Penthouse," letter, but its rated Everyone 10+, so don't expect a happy ending. What you can expect is a little emotional involvement.

    Enjoy your massage! has been created with the cooperation of a team of psychologists: a special mix of slow breath-rythmical animations and harmonic sound relaxes the player and enhances his emotional involvement.

Right. The silly girl rubbing game will hit WiiWare on August 9.

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Re: Massage Ladies With Your Wii In August
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2010, 06:53:51 AM »
i don't even like massaging my wife. ba dum dum ping! is this mic on? seriously folks, have you herd about the Wii controller, Reggie Fils-Aime  and Shigeru Miyamoto....
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Re: Massage Ladies With Your Wii In August
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2010, 07:12:52 AM »
hmmm a game to massage a wii person??? hell for 40 bucks they can massage me seriously. unless its one of those "korean" messages then ill charge 100.  ;D

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Re: Massage Ladies With Your Wii In August
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2010, 10:53:01 AM »
All I want to know is, does the game allow for a happy ending? ;D